Arai's Really Dumb Page of "Your Mom" Jokes
I can only pray not every high school student out there was subjected to the same kind of torture I was, but at least at my school, the most popular form of testosterone-inspired insults was to take whatever ANYBODY said and turn it into "Your MOM does that!!" No, I don't really know how that's a valid insult... except that you're not supposed to insult people's mothers, I guess. Anyhoo, I found out that "your mom" jokes are actually semi-funny, in a stupid way, when inserted into Prince of Tennis. And because Arai is just stupid enough to use "your mom" jokes, he gets this page just for him. :P
WARNING: All punchlines are... well... flaming obvious. By their very nature. :P Some may also sound, well, pretty wrong. It depends on how in the gutter your mind is...
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Ryoma: I'll take this point with the Twist Serve!
Arai: Your MOM does the Twist Serve!
Ryoma: . . . I'm going to go drink Ponta.
Arai: Your MOM drinks Ponta!
Ryoma: . . . You're so mada mada dane.
Arai: Your MOM's mada mada dane!
Momo: Arai, you're making the second-years look bad.
Arai: Your MOM makes the second-years look bad!
Kaidoh: Fsssshhhhh.
Arai: Yeah? Well... uhh... YOUR MOM!!
Inui: Chance of a cross shot... 75%.
Arai: Your MOM's 75%!
Inui: I call it the New and Improved Inui Vegetable Juice Deluxe.
Arai: I call your MOM the New and Improved Vegetable Juice Deluxe!
Inui: . . .
Oishi: Oops! I hit that shot too long!
Arai: I hit your MOM too long!
Oishi: O_O
Eiji: Oishi can hit the Moon Volley, nya!
Arai: Your MOM can hit the Moon Volley!
Eiji: Actually... Yes, he can. *giggles*
*Oishi's nickname is the Mother of Seigaku. ^_^
Eiji: Too bad! See you next week!
Arai: I'll see your MOM next week!
Horio: I have two years of tennis experience.
Arai: Your MOM has two years of tennis experience.
Fuji: Tsubame Gaeshi! *wins point*
Momo: Nice! As expected of a tensai!
Arai: Your MOM's a tensai!
Taka: BUURRNNINGG!!!
Arai: Your MOM's burning!!
Tezuka: Let's play without regrets.
Arai: Your MOM plays without regrets!
Tezuka: Let's not get careless.
Arai: Your MOM gets careless!
Tezuka: Go run 50 laps NOW!!
Arai: *mumbles* Your MOM runs 50 laps...
Fuji: *gasp* That drop shot Tezuka just hit! It's...
Oishi: Zero... shiki...
Arai: Your MOM's zero shiki...
Oishi: Did you bring the balls?
Arai: Your MOM brings the balls!
Fuji: Hmm... a racquet string snapped...
Arai: Your MOM snapped!
Inui: Isn't that net sagging in the middle?
Arai: Your MOM sags in the middle!
Inui: . . . Chance of "accidental" death by next Inui Juice prototype, 100%.
Atobe: Be awed by my prowess.
Arai: I'm awed by your MOM's prowess!!
*Atobe faints from shock*
Ryuzaki-sensei: You're all coming to morning practice tomorrow.
Arai: Your MOM comes to morning practice!
Momo: Oh, I got to that shot! Lucky!
Arai: Your MOM's lucky!
Inui: Good data... *writing in notebook*
Arai: Your MOM's good data.
Oishi: Doubles is all about dependence.
Arai: Your MOM's all about dependence.
Sakuno + Tomoka: Yay! Ryoma won!
Arai: Your MOM won.
Tezuka: I'm going to Germany.
Arai: Your MOM goes to Germany.
Tezuka: Become Seigaku's pillar of support!
Arai: Your MOM is a pillar of support!
Momo: Arai, your form is all wrong.
Arai: Your MOM's form is all wrong!
Ryoma: Hey, your grip's loose.
Arai: Your MOM's loose!
Ryoma: ARAI-SENPAI!!!!
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A happy footnote to all who are now in pain from the mind-numbing stupidity: In rage at his stupid insults, Ryoma had Arai tied to one of the light posts, where he then pelted him with tennis balls until Arai couldn't even SAY "your mom" anymore. *sighs* I love happy endings...
Oh, and to any of you out there who would like to contribute some easy-to-write PoT "Your Mom" jokes to this page, e-mail them to me @ kat@thesevenlines.com. ^_^
